Blocksi Reviews 9

bruh it blocked geotastic but not geoguessr make it make sense

Blocksi skinned my family alive even my dog and goldfish than shot my grandma with a bazooka and blocked hentai heaven and then sent a blocksi terminator to evaporate my grandpa

Blocksi does both too much against and too little for students. The program itself is fundamentally flawed, with multiple workarounds to access restricted sites. In my school, students are allowed to freely go onto AO3, a website for (mainly) teenage sex hormones to go free and trauma dumping disguised as The Walking Dead fanfiction and YouTube mostly unrestricted.
Blocksi makes the student feel like they're being watched at all times. The program monitors students and if they go onto a restricted site, it automatically notifies you to the teacher. The teacher can also monitor what every student is doing at all times, making every second on your school device feel like a panopticon.
The one blessing/curse I can give Blocksi is that teachers are allowed more freedom to block/unblock sites on their own accord, but this can easily backfire if the teacher doesn't know how to use the program or the teacher is extremely strict.
Overall, Blocksi is an unreliable and cheap service that uses the proven unreliable (as of now) technology of AI to poorly block students from arbitrary sites and make them feel unnecessarily monitored at all times. I wouldn't be surprised if Blocksi was made by a couple of German dudes who used Claude AI to make a beta for a blocking system and sold it unchanged for millions of dollars because this sucks.

It is the worst education focust platform out of them all they block educational platforms stoping students form completing crushal tasks and when time comes and students are free blocks them from atleast having a bit of fun this wepsite is so crazy that some people (sorry if this is you but it is true I love your song) wrote a song THIS THING IS STUPID AND I WROTE A SONG
Open up the laptop, ready for the flow
Got a tab for music and a show I need to know
Hit the enter key, but the screen is looking dry
A big blue shield is staring back, I’m ‘bout to cry
I just wanted memes, maybe check a little stream
But Blocksi’s in the way, crushing every digital dream.

Oh, Blocksi, why you gotta be so cold?
Filtering the stories that I haven’t even told
"Category: Gaming" or "Social Media Site"
You’re locking down the router in the middle of the night
Give me back my bandwidth, let the data run free
Stop acting like a wall between the internet and me.

Teacher’s on the dashboard, watching every move
Trying to find a beat so I can get into the groove
But every time I click, it’s a "Restricted Access" sign
I’m trapped inside a sandbox, losing my mind
Is it educational? Well, that’s up for debate
I’m just trying to scroll while I’m sitting here and wait.

Refresh the page, maybe this time it’ll break
But the firewall is stronger than any risk I take
I’m staring at the "Blocked" page, it’s a lonely view
Just a student and a Chromebook with nothing left to do.

Oh, Blocksi, why you gotta be so cold?
Filtering the stories that I haven’t even told
"Category: Gaming" or "Social Media Site"
You’re locking down the router in the middle of the night
Give me back my bandwidth, let the data run free
Stop acting like a wall between the internet and me.

Connection terminated.
Admin says no.
Guess I’ll go outside...
Or just stare at the logo.
Blocksi... why? REALY why please I feel like I am falling down a endless hole all kill the bloksi no one shall live to tell the tail Justus must be survey for all touse years meneath the bloksi bars

It literally blocked a weather website for "nudity"

It causes me mental stress, and blocks things that really don't need to be blocked, and some of my other friends don't have enough money for an at-home computer, so their school Chromebook is their only option, and sometimes they aren't able to complete their assignments because of this stupid crap

Blocks my assignments

This is why I cant buy RAM

This just a bad GoGuardian clone, but it uses AI to block stuff, but the AI is really dumb and thinks my schools assignments are "meaningless content." I agree, but I get graded on those and am failing because blocksi blocks my school assignments

DATE OF EXPERIENCE: FOREVER! I would rate -5 if I could

This app is so bad and I cant stand having this on my Chromebook genuinely might be worse than goguardian. This uses AI to detect the people behind it are laughing their ahh off because of how this is so useless. We already have goguardian installed on ours, so WHY ANOTHER?????