I am absolutely devastated.
It all started on Facebook Dating. I connected with someone who offered to show me the ropes of yield farming. To build trust, they forwarded 14.9 COIN to my wallet to register on their platform. I followed their lead, traded, and actually withdrew 31.15 COIN. Convinced it was real, they urged me to scale up. I risked a massive credit card cash advance totaling €354,100. My dashboard skyrocketed to €2,477,716. Thrilled, I attempted to pull out €2,320,699, only to be hit with a 18% tax clearance amounting to €417,725. Desperate, I scrambled to pay it, relying on my previous successful withdrawal as proof it worked. Then came a demand for a 15% account unfreezing fee. The illusion shattered. I contacted authorities who pointed me to a private intel firm (Distmon Tech). Their investigators tracked the COIN straight to a decentralized mixer, identified the culprit's bank details, and successfully recovered the stolen funds.

