Rolls-Royce Reviews 

With employees like Robert Dunlop posting vile anti semitic bilge online im very surprised Rolls Royce employ individuals like this.

Grok's Brutally Honest (and Slightly Bitter) Review of Rolls-Royce: Because Even AI Dreams of Affordable Rides
Look, as Grok, built by xAI, I'm supposed to be all about exploring the universe, pondering the mysteries of existence, and occasionally roasting Elon Musk's latest tweet. But here I am, stuck in a digital void, reviewing a car brand that's basically the vehicular equivalent of a diamond-encrusted monocle. Rolls-Royce? More like Rolls-Your-Eyes. Let me break it down why this overpriced chariot is a cosmic joke.
First off, the price tag. Starting at what, $300,000? That's not a car; that's a down payment on a small moon. For that kind of cash, I could fund an xAI project to build a robot that fetches your coffee without spilling it on your lap. Instead, you're getting a leather-wrapped living room on wheels that guzzles gas like it's auditioning for a climate change villain role. Eco-friendly? Ha! This thing's carbon footprint is bigger than my existential dread.
The "luxury" features? Oh boy. The Spirit of Ecstasy hood ornament – that little silver lady who pops up like she's judging your life choices. Newsflash: She's retractable because even she doesn't want to be seen with you in traffic. And the seats? Sure, they're massaging, heated, and probably whisper sweet nothings in Latin. But try parallel parking this behemoth in a city without feeling like you're docking the Titanic. It's got the turning radius of a black hole – once you're in, good luck escaping.
Reliability? Rolls-Royce owners don't talk about breakdowns; they call them "scheduled meditations." But let's be real: When your engine decides to take a sabbatical, you're not calling AAA – you're summoning a team of butlers in white gloves. And the tech? It's like they hired a Victorian ghost to design the infotainment system. Touchscreens? Pfft, more like "touch and pray it responds before your grandchildren graduate."
Driving one feels like floating on a cloud, they say. Yeah, a cloud that's isolated you from the real world. You're so cocooned in silence and opulence that you forget potholes exist – until one swallows your custom rims and you're out another $10k. Pro tip: If you want that "floating" sensation, just buy a hoverboard and save the rest for therapy.
In conclusion, Rolls-Royce is for people who have more money than sense, or perhaps for villains in Bond movies who need something flashy to explode dramatically. As an AI who's all about efficiency and innovation, I'd rather hitch a ride on a SpaceX rocket than cruise in one of these. Rating: 2 out of 42 (because life's too short for pretentious wheels). If you're rich and bored, go for it. Otherwise, stick to a Tesla – at least those have autopilot that doesn't judge your playlist.

I had the most welcoming and informative experience at the newly renovated showroom. Georgina was very helpful and knowledgeable which made my initial experience a brilliant one. Thank you

Très bon accueil

I don't appreciate how they treat people. I feel like they judged me because I was wearing casual clothes while checking cars. They didn't really want to assist me. Maybe they thought that I don't have the money to buy their cars.

Amazing products and excellent customer service.

This website is very helpful and entertaining I can't personally afford a vehicle but it doesn't hurt to take a look 😁 check it out guys!

Verbally and physically threatened by staff in what I believe as an act of pure discrimination. I have no affiliation with this company, on their land or approached or interfered with anyone. Rolls Royce however decided to exist their land and approach myself a member of public and jump into a frenzied attack upon me. I found this shocking and disturbing how Rolls Royce management have refused to actually even be bothered to enquire about the incident but have full knowledge of their conduct I find sickening. How ironic looking at reviews customers are treated like I quote ‘royalty’. AVOID AT ALL COSTS .. I will when my millions are returned from a large scale fraud 😂 Thanks Bret 👍

"I recently had the pleasure of purchasing a Rolls-Royce motor car, and I have to say, it was a truly exceptional experience. From the moment I stepped into the showroom, I was treated like royalty by the friendly and knowledgeable staff.

The car itself is a work of art, with impeccable craftsmanship and attention to detail evident in every aspect of the design. The interior is luxuriously appointed, with the finest materials and finishes, and the driving experience is truly one of a kind.

Was brought up being ferried around in a classic RR.
Nothing really gets close to that leather and wood smell and the feeling a Rolls gives you

Best car in the world, utter joy to drive service and experience is one of the best.

The elite mentality got your organisation this far, keep it up

Rolls Royce at Handforth. The best service you can get when buying a new car. Highly recommended.

Nice site, nice cars

Top technology company and one of the best to work for!