Zoot...you're lucky that my dog was…
Zoot...you're lucky that my dog was hungry and needed to be fed, cuz I was in the middle of writing the worst possible review you would ever read...even if people wrote 10 bad reviews about you for the rest of your life...and you were immortal...my review would have had you waking up in cold sweats while sitting in a puddle of your own piss every single night! Instead I will just inform everyone of how shady your casino can be!
So everyone be careful here if this is the only place you have to gamble cuz if your wins get too high when your just playing with 3 or 4 daily bonuses and no paid for coins....cuz your slot will just stop paying!! I had $1 in dailys saved and the first slot I chose was on fire and I got it up near the withdrawal minimum...and when I noticed that this slot wasnt paying anymore I ended dropping my bet back down to the minimum and i knew it was time to go after losing $20 betting a dime cuz I won my bet back 1 time during this bad run. I went to another machine which I did hit something that had a 3x wild but I still lost .02 on the spin...so I jumped to another and it was nothing but the exact same outcome! My last $10 I decided to play crash...which is suppose to be random right...cuz if whoever is controlling how long the craft flies before it crashes can see whos playing, how much we're betting, and at what number we chose to collect at...the that doesnt even put us at a disadvantage...that gives us no chance whatsoever except for hoping that your "pilot" passed out at his computer. With that being said, with my last $10 I started betting .40 and won, then lost, lost, lost...dropped it to .20 and lost, lost, lost....and then .10 the rest of the time! At first I had my collect set at 3.5x and after I won I left it there but I manually collected at 2.3x but noticed that the crash then happened at 3.44x. So I kept adjusting my collect parameters randomly and everytime it would crash with less then a tenth times what I had it set at, but still...could be a coincidence. So then I set it ridiculously high...and during this whole time I was prepping and making my dinner, which is what made my dog hungry later and made this one of my nicer "your a 🍕💩" reviews...but while I doing all this i would miss a crash run here and there but I was definitely still paying attention! This is a rhetorical question zoot cuz im pretty sure i have the answer...why is it that everytime....every single time I played....the crash happened between 1x and 1.97x but when I wasnt quick enough to hit play before the round started due to being preoccupied, why did it always go above 2x? I watched it go to 5x, 7x, 10x, 18x, 25x, 43x, and even up to 88x! So am I just the unluckiest person in the world who was just trying to double his .10 bet that I just happened to only be able to bet when it was never gonna make it high enough to double my measly dime and at the same time miss only all the times that I could have won and had 2 dimes to throw into a wishing well and wish you nothimg but the best in life cuz of the amazing wealth you bestowed upon me? Well you have all my dimes now and you can go ahead them sideways and sharpened straight up into your....Oops...not this time...its not that kind of email...this time, so like I was saying...straight up into your shirt pocket!! I just hope this doesnt happen again or we will end up doing this whole song and dance again!
